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13mo:
im a nice person but im about to start throwing rocks at people
(Source: 12345678976543456, via dongcroncher)
Brian starting his phd in 1970
Brian picking it back up in 2006
(via radiosponky)
The nsfw algorithm looks for flesh colored stuff, so horrifying images of ghosts are still on the menu boys
WE STILL LEGAL BOYZ !!!
(via dongcroncher)
hey does anyone know the fastest way to clean up milk that’s covering every goddamn i nch of the kitchen floor
i know a gal……she’s on her way
thanks
(via eyelikeplaid)
woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air
(via pruane2)
happy new year dont forget bloodmoon This Momth.
we are off to a GREAT start
(via dongcroncher)
me wishing a girl would kiss me so hard my nose almost breaks like in brokeback mountain
(via ramimaleksbian)
people i make myself look good for:
- myself
- gay women
- my friends so they go “damn bitch u look fucking good” whenever i enter the room
- drunk girls in bathrooms
- freddie mercury who’s watching over us
- Carrie Fisher who is standing next to him
(via aunt-grandma)
